Salutations,
[[ Warning: This has nothing to do with MacroQuest ]]
I've heard tomatoes make a good pet, they are all red and cozy. I never realized how well jokes don't work when people can read them, it makes me wonder about hte cannibals in my back yard. You know i met a cannibal once, she was a very good cook. I like cooking, i watch infomercialls about it on tv. This rant is really bad! i need better rants! its the fault of the cookies i say! the cookies! wtf am i talking about cookies! they are all good with there chocolate chips and there wonderfuyl powers to defeat the evil cookie jar! it is the fault of those people IMing me, disabling my concentration on subjects that are more worth while, like getting the last post in every forum, and making sure my macro is still on its 40hr run! why oh why do the kiwis act so strange when the water boils with the scent of mint carrots? Some people wonder when the kiwis are freaking out, if they are happy, not being able to stand the wait when they may be dipped into the boiling waters, killing off themselves but going down in a massive wash of pain. They are probably vampyres, dressing in that plain color, being all dark and secretive, you ever hear one talk? i haven't. And those melons oh... i think they actually might be vampires. I feel so darn weak psychicly when i'm near one [[ Note: Vampires are not like the ones portrayed fantastically, feeding on either psychic or blood energy. Most blood vampires will have a donator whom has been tested and stuff and voluntarily lets blood go so that the host of the disease may feed. Psychic vampires prolly do the same with hosts, but I just go stand out in the middle of malls, i mean... ]] The melons! they are coming to kill us all! damn it! why doesn't my toaster work when i need it to save me from the fried cyclopses! [[ donuts ]] oh the humanity of pop cans in the oven!
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