A pointless thread

Oid · Post by **Oid** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 6:28 pm

page 99 hehe

CyberCide · Post by **CyberCide** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:40 pm

Here is a reciepe for making cheese.

http://www.ebs.hw.ac.uk/SDA/cheese2.html

This is the right place for this right?

cc

fwiggles · Post by **fwiggles** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:17 am

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fwiggles · Post by **fwiggles** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:18 am

jjjj

fwiggles · Post by **fwiggles** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:31 am

jjjj

TheUnholy · Post by **TheUnholy** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 3:32 am

fwiggles is scaring me =(

JWWQ · Post by **JWWQ** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 6:23 pm

Think you got cheese?
Macroers, Please!
I got the cheezy
to make you go weezy.

Stompin and fumin
and whizzin out cheeze
yall just my crackers
so back on your knees.

this aint for lactose
intollerant fuckers
this is a road chant
for parmesan truckers

truckin all the spoils
from the farm to the city
all the stinky oils
from a dead cow's titty

Nigger stole a milk pail
from his Owner-Krackers
Hundred years later
We all Green-Bay Packers

Let me tell a story
bout a young milk maid
England Yankee called Corey
who just wanta get paid

did a little nursin
just to keep her milk flowin
because she liked the feelin
when her nipple started growin.

took the extra money
she was makin off the mothers
who were pawnin off their babies
on the boobie milk of others

bought herself some culture
and hundred-gallon tub
And then she started fillin it
a rubba dub dub.

Four years later it was
filled up to the top
she was stuck to the bottom
but the milk wouldn't stop

The best food I ever thought
I'd eat was a steak.
Until I had a helpin
Of that corey Cheese Cake.

We was squirmin and asquishin
in cottage cheese glory
I know all of yalls a wishin
for your own whorey Tory.

Cheeece owt yall

icon · Post by **icon** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:19 pm

Your shit was just crazy
but I'll end your suspense
you're not good just lazy
and you make no goddamn sense.

- trix

icon · Post by **icon** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:48 pm

What you think that's it?
You think I'm fuckin done?
I got more rhymes to spit
don't miss out on the fun

I got mad shit to spit all day fuckin long
I'm stoned and shit from rips on my fuckin bong
Don't quit from shit I spit when I rap this song
You think your shit is slick and I'll fuckin prove you wrong

I'll bust mad shit that I rant
till I'm like fuck it
I'd bust more hits but I can't
find where I stuck it
Just trust what I spit then
like a chick I'll cluck it
you must want my shit
well here's my dick just suck it.

I change up my style,
every other mile, while
my man Kyle gets a smile
puttin me on the dial.

what the fuck kinda nick,
is JWWQ?
"Just Want Weed Quick?"
does that descibe you?
Or's it just random keys
cause you couldn't think of nothin
It's crap bitch please
grab a blunt, start puffin.

I'm about to finish all this
cause this is gettin old
I need to take a piss
and my munchies gettin cold.

- trix

Elric · Post by **Elric** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:47 pm

Fuck.
You.

I like cheese.

Yes, yes, my rhymes rule. Booyashaka.

JWWQ · Post by **JWWQ** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:03 pm

you dont see my rhymes cause you got dope in your eye
needa pull your head out of your momma's shit-pie.
All you do is talk about your master rhyming skills
but even with your welfare check you still cant pay the bills

Rhyming is a way to show
how you think, not what you know
Lemme show you why you suck
you sorry silly stupid fuck

Hypocrit is what I am
so pay attention laddy
when I tell you not to slam
your mutha fuckin daddy.

hateful rhymes may be what sells
for cracker eminem
but substance is the thang that tells
the bitches from the men.

you got no meat
to back your beat
your hateful schtick
can suck MY dick

lets hear a rhyme
with something to it
stop wasting time
you just can't do it.

talking smack is fine with me
but give me something I can see.
Let me give you just a sample
in this substance-filled example:

Icon caught a madening itch
he picked up from his gay-boy bitch

went to Doc's to get some cream
the doctor said he best lie down
took a look and tried to scream
there was no dick beneath the gown.

Icon said "Doc, What's the trouble?"
why you screaming? Am I sick?
"son, don't mean to burst your bubble
as of now, you've got no Dick.

Icon lauged and started dressing
"glad to hear that nothing's wrong.
Since the day God made Rhyme manly,
I have been without a schlong."

That, my boy is how it's done
ranting smack goes to the wind.
substance is the filling, son
that sees a rhyme out to its end.

JWWQ · Post by **JWWQ** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:05 pm

what no response?

No fried cheese comebacks?

les go, flamers.

JWWQ · Post by **JWWQ** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:30 am

When my Curds go Flyin,
yall be bye-byein

Cheese-eye

JWWQ · Post by **JWWQ** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:53 pm

no love?

icon · Post by **icon** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:40 pm

I seem to hear some skillless punk
tryin to teach ME shit
Actin like he's got some funk
when he's really just some twit.

I know you think you're shit sounds tight
and good enough to join this fight
but in truth my rhyme was right
and it's time to say goodnight.

I've been a little out of practice
but that don't mean that I can't hack this
cause I be back soon as I pack this
to show your ass that shit was tactless.

You don't have no fucking style
talking substance but spitting bile
heaping your shit into a pile
that builds up after awhile.

and when that pile is finally full
I just go and smoke a bowl
then I step up during the lull
to bury your shit in a fuckin hole.

Oh by the way, your just dumb
we all are battling just for fun
"substance" isn't what we're after
we're here to diss and to cause laughter

cause that is what freestyle's about
when you're battling against some clout
so if you can't take this route
then get your little punk ass out.

- Icon

A pointless thread

Cheese making

I will make you cry cheese.

Lets have some substance, Icon.

respect finally?

That's what I thought.

why are there no part tyme rhimers in all this MQ2 waiting?