Insult Macro!

[Red-One]

I am going to write a small insult macro, but I need help with some insults. It would just be a bound key, where it picks a random insult from a list and put it in the context for your current Target. Would be a fun little toy. However, I seem to be running short on insults. I would like the community to help me out of you could.

So please post some G, PG-13, R and NC-17 insults and organize them by section, for easy viewing cut/pasting.

I'll make the macro configureable to pick an insult from a certain section(s) and post it here for everyone when finished.

Thanks in advance.


-Red

[dedpoet]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

http://www.insultmonger.com/

[Red-One]

The shakespear one was good, but what is the activeX control I have to install to visit the other one. My browser isn't letting me view the ToS.



-Red

[pw]

Try scanning these boards for when people ask really stupid questions ... you'll see some choice insults flying around then

[Red-One]

I guess I was also looking for some EQ specific ones.

Like:

"<name>, you are worse than a tank with Indo gear!"

Or something to that effect. I just made that one up, and as you can see, I am in desperate need of help.

-Red

[Me.Name]

Here is some EQ variations on oldies...

"Your momma is so fat, she needs a Rallic Pack to carry her own ass."
"Your momma is so ugly, she makes Trolls cry."
"Your momma's breath is nastier than Naggy's fear AoE."
"You hit like a sleepy decaying skeleton."
"Isn't it past your bedtime? The streetlamps are lit."
"I know a Monk who casts spells better than you!"
"Your momma is so stupid, she thinks Burning Woods got that way because of bad Magician fire pet pathing."

Yes, they are stupid but maybe these will inspire.

[TheNewGuy]

"$(target.name) != $(Target.Name), Moron"

[fearless]

"$(target.name) != $(Target.Name), Moron"

It's moran, moran.

[Phi]

"$(target.name) != $(Target.Name), Moron"

It's moran, moran.

Please say that's a (bad) joke.

[fearless]

"$(target.name) != $(Target.Name), Moron"

It's moran, moran.

Please say that's a (bad) joke.

http://www.google.com/search?q=moran+fark

[dark2phoenix]

Here's the contents of the insult file I have used from time to time:

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You infantile heap of dusky pig bowels.
You witless mountain of wormy walrus blubber.
You indecent load of mealy dog barf.
You infuriating toilet full of defective coyote snot.
You unimpressive barrel of spoiled carp guts.
You insufferable sack of contaminated skunk waste.
You dismal blob of sun-ripened camel fleas.
You erratic pile of rancid llama spit.
You incapable clump of old rat boogers.
You hallucinating shovel full of fermenting toe jam.
You pompous cake of industrial-strength maggot guts.
You pitiable bowl of flea-bitten dog meat.
You slovenly wheelbarrel full of nauseating ear wax.
You laughable box of stale nose nuggetts.
You bad tempered crate of foul swine remains.
You decrepit collection of fossilized rubbish.
You bizarre truckload of festering goat carcusses.
You driveling vat of steaming sewage.
You uncultured lump of gross zit cheese.
You cantankerous crock of reasty vulture gizzards.
You hypocritical ball of recycled hogwash.
You revolting mass of mildewed navel lint.
You mentally deficient bunch of gross toad tumors.
You disdainful stack of reasty sweat socks.
You friendless excuse for recycled bat guano.
You dreadfull glob of mildewed rat cysts.
You psychotic bag of raunchy moose entrails.
You opinionated heap of putrid foot fungus.
You monotonous mountain of moldy buzzard leavings.
You disgraceful load of synthetic eel guts.
You preposterous toilet full of filthy maggot brains.
You totally tacky barrel of soppy sinus clots.
You uneducated sack of radioactive stable sweepings.
You rediculous blob of infested drain clogs.
You double ugly pile of septic cigar butts.
You retarded bucket of lousy llama spit.
You useless mound of stenchy rat boogers.
You obnoxious bunch of malignant toe jam.
You low budget stack of noxious maggot guts.
You asisine excuse for grimy dog meat.
You neurotic glob of fusty ear wax.
You subhuman bag of reeky nose nuggetts.
You crochety heap of nasty swine remains.
You indescribable mountain of mutilated rubbish.
You contemptible load of sloppy goat carcusses.
You unspeakable toilet full of fresh sewage.
You sick barrel of gruesome zit cheese.
You lazy sack of foreign vulture gizzards.
You good for nothing blob of grisly hogwash.
You slutty pile of sloshy navel lint.
You spastic clump of dusky gutter mud.
You creepy shovel full of wormy leprousy scabs.
You sloppy cake of mealy nasal hairs.
You dumb bowl of defective garbage.
You predictable wheelbarrel full of spoiled elephant plaque.
You atrocious box of contaminated slug slime.
You grotesque crate of sun-ripened buzzard barf.
You contemptible heap of fly-covered pimple squeezings.
You unspeakable mountain of imitation toad tumors.
You sick load of moth-eaten sweat socks.
You lazy toilet full of pureed bat guano.
You good for nothing barrel of decaying rat cysts.
You slutty sack of decomposed moose entrails.
You spastic blob of freeze dried foot fungus.
You creepy pile of soggy buzzard leavings.
You sloppy clump of petrified eel guts.
You dumb shovel full of seething maggot brains.
You retarded bucket of lousy llama spit.
You useless mound of stenchy rat boogers.
You obnoxious bunch of malignant toe jam.
You low budget stack of noxious maggot guts.
You ungodly crate of foul sewage.
You feeble-minded collection of fossilized zit cheese.
You clueless truckload of festering vulture gizzards.
You demented vat of steaming hogwash.
You bewildered lump of gross navel lint.
You outrageous crock of reasty gutter mud.
You deranged ball of recycled leprousy scabs.
You confused mass of mildewed nasal hairs.
You miserable tub of raunchy garbage.
You detestable loaf of putrid elephant plaque.
You annoying bucket of moldy slug slime.
You shameless mound of synthetic buzzard barf.
You ignorant bunch of filthy jock straps.
You despicable stack of soppy parrot droppings.
You insane excuse for radioactive camel manure.
You sleazy glob of infested chicken guts.
You tiny brained bag of septic underwear.
You oblivious heap of crusty compost.
You hopeless mountain of smelly pig droppings.
You god-awful load of dirty rabbit raisins.
You bungling toilet full of rotten turkey puke.
You appalling barrel of crumby whale waste.
You blundering crock of fly-covered sinus clots.
You retarded ball of imitation stable sweepings.
You useless mass of moth-eaten drain clogs.
You obnoxious tub of pureed cigar butts.
You low budget loaf of decaying pigeon bombs.
You asisine bucket of decomposed cow cud.
You neurotic mound of freeze dried snake innards.
You subhuman bunch of soggy spitoon spillage.
You crochety stack of petrified barf curds.
You indescribable excuse for seething maggot fodder.
You contemptible glob of stinking nose pickings.
You unspeakable bag of clammy cow pies.
You sick heap of dehydrated puke lumps.
You lazy mountain of polluted hog swill.
You good for nothing load of lousy sinus drainage.
You slutty toilet full of stenchy lizard bums.
You spastic barrel of malignant pig bowels.
You creepy sack of noxious walrus blubber.
You sloppy blob of grimy dog barf.
You dumb pile of fusty coyote snot.
You predictable clump of reeky carp guts.
You atrocious shovel full of nasty skunk waste.
You retarded shovel full of spoiled rodent droppings.
You useless cake of contaminated carrion.
You obnoxious bowl of sun-ripened monkey zits.
You low budget wheelbarrel full of rancid horse puckies.
You asisine box of old pig slop.
You neurotic crate of fermenting sewer seepage.
You subhuman collection of industrial-strength armpit hairs.
You crochety truckload of flea-bitten ape puke.
You indescribable vat of nauseating frog fat.
You contemptible lump of stale bug parts.
You unspeakable crock of foul mule froth.
You sick ball of fossilized hog livers.
You lazy mass of festering camel flops.
You good for nothing tub of steaming sludge.
You slutty loaf of gross pimple squeezings.
You spastic bucket of reasty toad tumors.
You creepy mound of recycled sweat socks.
You sloppy bunch of mildewed bat guano.
You dumb stack of raunchy rat cysts.
You predictable excuse for putrid moose entrails.
You atrocious glob of moldy foot fungus.
You grotesque bag of synthetic buzzard leavings.
You retarded mound of nasty moose entrails.
You useless bunch of mutilated foot fungus.
You obnoxious stack of sloppy buzzard leavings.
You low budget excuse for fresh eel guts.
You asisine glob of gruesome maggot brains.
You neurotic bag of foreign sinus clots.
You subhuman heap of grisly stable sweepings.
You crochety mountain of sloshy drain clogs.
You indescribable load of dusky cigar butts.
You contemptible toilet full of wormy pigeon bombs.
You unspeakable barrel of mealy cow cud.
You sick sack of defective snake innards.
You lazy blob of spoiled spitoon spillage.
You good for nothing pile of contaminated barf curds.
You slutty clump of sun-ripened maggot fodder.
You spastic shovel full of rancid nose pickings.
You creepy cake of old cow pies.
You sloppy bowl of fermenting puke lumps.
You dumb wheelbarrel full of industrial-strength hog swill.
You predictable box of flea-bitten sinus drainage.
You atrocious crate of nauseating lizard bums.
You grotesque collection of stale pig bowels.
You retarded mound of nasty moose entrails.
You useless bunch of mutilated foot fungus.
You obnoxious stack of sloppy buzzard leavings.
You low budget excuse for fresh eel guts.
You asisine glob of gruesome maggot brains.
You neurotic bag of foreign sinus clots.
You subhuman heap of grisly stable sweepings.
You crochety mountain of sloshy drain clogs.
You indescribable load of dusky cigar butts.
You contemptible toilet full of wormy pigeon bombs.
You unspeakable barrel of mealy cow cud.
You sick sack of defective snake innards.
You lazy blob of spoiled spitoon spillage.
You good for nothing pile of contaminated barf curds.
You slutty clump of sun-ripened maggot fodder.
You spastic shovel full of rancid nose pickings.
You creepy cake of old cow pies.
You sloppy bowl of fermenting puke lumps.
You dumb wheelbarrel full of industrial-strength hog swill.
You predictable box of flea-bitten sinus drainage.
You atrocious crate of nauseating lizard bums.
You grotesque collection of stale pig bowels.
You retarded pile of wormy drain clogs.
You useless clump of mealy cigar butts.
You obnoxious shovel full of defective pigeon bombs.
You low budget cake of spoiled cow cud.
You asisine bowl of contaminated snake innards.
You neurotic wheelbarrel full of sun-ripened spitoon spillage.
You subhuman box of rancid barf curds.
You crochety crate of old maggot fodder.
You indescribable collection of fermenting nose pickings.
You contemptible truckload of industrial-strength cow pies.
You unspeakable vat of flea-bitten puke lumps.
You sick lump of nauseating hog swill.
You lazy crock of stale sinus drainage.
You good for nothing ball of foul lizard bums.
You slutty mass of fossilized pig bowels.
You spastic tub of festering walrus blubber.
You creepy loaf of steaming dog barf.
You sloppy bucket of gross coyote snot.
You dumb mound of reasty carp guts.
You predictable bunch of recycled skunk waste.
You atrocious stack of mildewed camel fleas.
You grotesque excuse for raunchy llama spit.
You retarded cake of mildewed goat carcusses.
You useless bowl of raunchy sewage.
You obnoxious wheelbarrel full of putrid zit cheese.
You low budget box of moldy vulture gizzards.
You asisine crate of synthetic hogwash.
You neurotic collection of filthy navel lint.
You subhuman truckload of soppy gutter mud.
You crochety vat of radioactive leprousy scabs.
You indescribable lump of infested nasal hairs.
You contemptible crock of septic garbage.
You unspeakable ball of crusty elephant plaque.
You sick mass of smelly slug slime.
You lazy tub of dirty buzzard barf.
You good for nothing loaf of rotten jock straps.
You slutty bucket of crumby parrot droppings.
You spastic mound of musty camel manure.
You creepy bunch of second-hand chicken guts.
You sloppy stack of fly-covered underwear.
You dumb excuse for imitation compost.
You predictable glob of moth-eaten pig droppings.
You atrocious bag of pureed rabbit raisins.
You grotesque heap of decaying turkey puke.
You retarded shovel full of seething horse puckies.
You useless cake of stinking pig slop.
You obnoxious bowl of clammy sewer seepage.
You low budget wheelbarrel full of dehydrated armpit hairs.
You asisine box of polluted ape puke.
You neurotic crate of lousy frog fat.
You subhuman collection of stenchy bug parts.
You crochety truckload of malignant mule froth.
You indescribable vat of noxious hog livers.
You contemptible lump of grimy camel flops.
You unspeakable crock of fusty sludge.
You sick ball of reeky pimple squeezings.
You lazy mass of nasty toad tumors.
You good for nothing tub of mutilated sweat socks.
You slutty loaf of sloppy bat guano.
You spastic bucket of fresh rat cysts.
You creepy mound of gruesome moose entrails.
You sloppy bunch of foreign foot fungus.
You dumb stack of grisly buzzard leavings.
You predictable excuse for sloshy eel guts.
You atrocious glob of dusky maggot brains.
You grotesque bag of wormy sinus clots.
You retarded wheelbarrel full of contaminated armpit hairs.
You useless box of sun-ripened ape puke.
You obnoxious crate of rancid frog fat.
You low budget collection of old bug parts.
You asisine truckload of fermenting mule froth.
You neurotic vat of industrial-strength hog livers.
You subhuman lump of flea-bitten camel flops.
You crochety crock of nauseating sludge.
You indescribable ball of stale pimple squeezings.
You contemptible mass of foul toad tumors.
You unspeakable tub of fossilized sweat socks.
You sick loaf of festering bat guano.
You lazy bucket of steaming rat cysts.
You good for nothing mound of gross moose entrails.
You slutty bunch of reasty foot fungus.
You spastic stack of recycled buzzard leavings.
You creepy excuse for mildewed eel guts.
You sloppy glob of raunchy maggot brains.
You dumb bag of putrid sinus clots.
You predictable heap of moldy stable sweepings.
You atrocious mountain of synthetic drain clogs.
You grotesque load of filthy cigar butts.
You retarded wheelbarrel full of grisly monkey zits.
You useless box of sloshy horse puckies.
You obnoxious crate of dusky pig slop.
You low budget collection of wormy sewer seepage.

[TheNewGuy]

[xyilla]

Econ

[xyilla]

92.5

[xyilla]

Spen